March 16th, 2008
Militants Vow To Export Products That Can Be Sold At Wal-mart
Islamic Militants, on the run even in Iraq for their explosive means of persuasion, are just now realizing that their dream of a Pan-Islamic world may well hinge on, not their ability to export terrorists, but to create products that can be sold at Wal-Mart.
The realization came to none other than Osama Bin Laden when, disguised as an overweight female shopper from Nebraska, he entered a Wal-Mart to buy some badly needed deodorant, along with perfume for his four wives. It was in selecting fragrances for his wives that the insight dawned on him.